listen to this, protagonist 
here I am in the middle of the street
slide over to your right into 
directional surround sound: hear me roar, or 

go to the App Store, right now right here
don’t be a boar bore boor, protagonist 
download “iRoadragesounds Freeeee” and select 
The Soundscape Personalized for You

notice me encroach, protagonist 
here hear while you cross and bend your neck 
tangents onto your radiating racing clickable
timing tickling your ears with impending crash 

select “birds4cars” or 
“oceanbreezemindfullness” or “nohornhunking”
there is no driver honking the horn 
don’t select for that car first, select me, me, me!
it’s probabilistically sound attention-grabbing

feel me, protagonist 
as I crush your bones with attention-hookers
unless, if in my APP settings, my passenger has 
“kill me first before you hit a protagonist”
selected as preference, select it!

select your  soundtrack, protagonist  
….bliss buzz blitzkrieg 
……..passing you by in Doppler fades 
…………to your demise: a hit as popular a song 

a death-march in your name 

–animasuri’22

Perverted note-taking of Peter Campbell‘s “Electric vehicles. Sounds of the street: a battery-powered symphony for electric cars” in The Finnancial Times. Retrieved on March 3, 2022 by Dr. DWA from https://www.ft.com/content/33c4b686-ed61-4cd9-bd8a-69b5a09011d4